Dear Committee Chairwoman,Ha! Like I was ever going to get an award for my parenting skills. Now, I could toot my own horn here and say things like:
I, yet again, must respectfully withdraw my name for 'Mother of the Year'....
- My children rarely watch TV -- and when they do, I make sure it's full of gratuitous sex & violence.)
- I strive for proper nutritional balance at every meal and serve as many whole foods as I can -- is it my fault this effort is sabotaged by the fact that Lila will consume nothing but Cheetos, Goldfish, and milk after 10:00 AM -- but it's organic milk.)
- Both my husband and I make make ever effort to be involved in our kids activities -- like sitting on the sofa, watching 'mature' (only show rated TV MA make the cut), and eating processed food out of plastic bags.
OK, like I said, I was never gonna get that award anyway. So, excuse me please, I've got to get back to my garage drinking.